like a rock

Last night I went over to my boyfriend`s house and made him a DELICIOUS dinner composed of a sandwich overflowing with sauteed veggies (onions, green pepper, zucchini), sundried tomato and basil turkey and a LITTLE bit of spicy mayo and mustard. OH and I snuck a little bit of avocado in there EVEN though he specifically requested that I don`t put it in. I ended up getting caught, but he ate half and liked it before noticing and then picking it out. WHO doesn`t like avocado? Haha anyways, we both went into a food coma and fell asleep on the couch waay too early for a Friday night. I slept like a rock from around 10:30 until morning. Hardly waking up at all the entire time. I had the WEIRDEST dream.. from what I remember, I was at somebody`s house with my friend Kelly at night in New Westminster (around Alberta Street) and she was supposed to drive me home, but then didn`t and I ended up walking through Maillardville by myself. I walked in the rain and then ended up walking into an old church (which was disguised as Woody`s pub on the outside.. exactly where Woody`s is actually located) and I started a conversation with some strangers that were around my age. Two girls and around 4 guys. We ended up going into "Woody's" and they showed me a hidden doorway with an old staircase that led to a secret location in the attic. Now this is where my dream gets a little bit choppy... the next thing I remember, we had removed our shoes and we were walking across big old wooden ceiling beams and having an adventure when somebody started yelling, "WHO`S IN THERE?" I started to panic and we all put our shoes back on and while we were trying to escape through the back window, an employee came and told us not to be in there. She didn`t really get angry though and we started to have a pretty casual conversation with her. Then we opened a back window to leave the establishment only to find that the window lead to farmland.. a huge grassy meadow. And it was daytime. And there were birds chirping around me and the grass was up to our knees. It was like a meadow in a fairytale. I forget what happened directly after that, but I do know that I woke up at some point and when I fell back asleep my dream continued... except it was very bizarre (think of the feeling you get when you watch a Clockwork Orange) and I don`t know how to describe what was really going on without sounding totally demented...
I`m back at the secret attic, but this time the two girls were chained up by their wrists and ankles to the ceiling beams.. wearing everything leather, chastity belts, gag balls, the WHOLE bondage shabang.. They were basically floating above the church. The 4 guys were the ones who chained them up, but they weren`t doing it in a dominating way. They were more or less just watching the girls and talking (possibly plotting something they were going to do to them? I don`t know even though this is my dream). I was there but I wasn`t actually there.. Sort of like an out of body experience. Then AGAIN they hear a voice. This time its a man`s voice and it`s one of the guys dad. He is shouting his sons name over and over and over. The sons expression shows that he is VERY nervous and vulnerable.. but definitely NOT because he was about to get caught. Just the sound of the voice it seemed was what bothered him. The son shouts back down to him and the dad asks to come up. The son shouts at his dad not to come up. He looks like he is going to start crying. He is sweating. His dad explains he just wants to talk to him about something and continues shouting his name in a very ghost-like manner (very freaking creepy) The son starts to panic and then all of a sudden the dads voice gets nearer and nearer and louder until finally the dads face appears on one of the GIRLS GROINS RIGHT OVER TOP OF THE CHASTITY BELT. The son starts screaming (this is where its weird like a clockwork orange) and the dads face is just spinning around on this chastity belt and he says the strangest thing I have ever heard (in a dream AND in real life) He says, "Son! I just want to know (in a very very worried tone) if you have any other colours in you! I just want to know.. I think you have some black in you. Please just show me your dick! I just want to see if you have some black in you!! Show me your dick now!"
...then I wake up. Surprisingly NOT sweating or screaming. His face was just spinning and yelling from a female`s mons pubis.. Now normally I can ignore my dreams but this one.. I think I need to see a psychoanalyst or SOMETHING because I am severly traumatized by what the hell is going on in my own brain hahaha. *nervous laugh* Hopefully this had nothing to do with the delicious sandwiches we ate right before passing out, because I want to eat that again in the near future... sans freaky dream.